Friendly neighborhood self-confessed laconophilia, whose armor suits him, but it can not hide that mark (Nothing ever will), who was prepared the very moment that he let his arrow fly, that’ll slay anything that's evil (that's his deal), who will never die (just go Missing In Action), who's desperate to regain his honor, who has the innate ability to be overlooked and ignored, who hides a bitter heart under a veneer of lovable idiot, and who knows deep down that Who I am is not who I want to be...
I've been used as the base model for 4 Marvel Sketch Cards, 1 Topps Star Wars Galaxies trading card, a Star Wars Insider cover image, and a T-Shirt at Hot Topic.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
This is my fiance, guys.
You guys are awesome. I wish we’d gotten to hang out during Dragon*Con :/
Church: Because it’s the flag, man, you know, it’s the f… it’s the flag, it’s… Tucker, you tell him why the flag is so important.
Tucker: Well, it’s… it’s complicated. Wuh… It’s blue, we’re blue
Caboose: I think I need to stay here and guard... this rock. From Tucker. Because I'm pretty sure that's how all this started.
Church: All right, what's wrong. You seem nervous.
Caboose: What if Tucker is contagious? I do not want to catch pregnancy!
Church: Hey! No one is pregnant. And seriously Caboose, when I get done with this? We gotta have a little talk, man. There's a book I've got that we can read together.
Caboose: ... I'd like that.
You should blame God. First he makes hangovers, and now, half women, half sharks that won’t even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing God!
Tucker, Red Vs Blue.
